Showing posts with label history. Show all posts
Showing posts with label history. Show all posts

Sunday, 27 January 2008

Essentially, effectively, fundamentally

How not to tackle history coursework, no. 782 – fill every other sentence with unnecessary adverbs in order to flesh out points that are wrong anyway.
How not to tackle history coursework, no. 783 – spend half an hour staring at an empty yoghurt pot, then write a bad poem about Salvador Dali.
How not to tackle history coursework, no. 784 – deface your notes by colouring in Marx’s beard, giving him a Santa Claus hat and drawing a speech-bubble that says “Labour theory of value, innit”.
How not to tackle history coursework, no. 785 – say that everything is a paradox.