Sunday, 27 January 2008

Essentially, effectively, fundamentally

How not to tackle history coursework, no. 782 – fill every other sentence with unnecessary adverbs in order to flesh out points that are wrong anyway.
How not to tackle history coursework, no. 783 – spend half an hour staring at an empty yoghurt pot, then write a bad poem about Salvador Dali.
How not to tackle history coursework, no. 784 – deface your notes by colouring in Marx’s beard, giving him a Santa Claus hat and drawing a speech-bubble that says “Labour theory of value, innit”.
How not to tackle history coursework, no. 785 – say that everything is a paradox.

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